In the spirit of the holidays, today’s acronym is ILI – Imminent Loot Influx.

Thank you AppleInsider

Ingredients:

• 1/2 kilo of pig steaks
• maiz tortillas
• 2 great onions
• 175 grs. of bacon
• 1 handful of coriander
• 1 heavy piece of fragmentation hand grenade
• 250gr. of I marinate
• 1 tooth of garlic
• 1 puñito of Chile of arbol
• 13 tomatoes.

When bad Google translations happen to good web content.

via This is broken

This page css
Fighting the enemy float
I forgot to clear

Damn! I just checked my logs…

Now, if we assume that vistors to my blog are a representitive sample of the internet community as a whole, then it is obvious that there is an evil conspiricy at foot. Microsoft is actually the minor player, not Apple! Who knew?

I’ve got to call Enderle

Found on the web:

404 File Not Found

I ate your Web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy

And tart on my tongue.

Translation:

The URL you requested could not be found on this server.

Some people! Some people’s web pages…