I’m Benedict XVI am,
Benedict XVI am, I am.
I got elected in a secret conclave, I am strict, so you best behave.
15 others were Benedict, never was a Willi or a Sam,
I’m the 16th Pope named Benedict, Benedict XVI am.

Benedict! ‘The Musical’, coming to a community theater near you!

Fortune Cookies

A trip for Chinese food yesterday at a local restaurant resulted in some awe inspiring fortune cookie messages:


I’m not sure, is this a command or a prophecy?

This one is just left me speechless:


Maybe it means all that stuff he/she put off for the eighth day… I dunno.