I’m Benedict XVI am,
Benedict XVI am, I am.
I got elected in a secret conclave, I am strict, so you best behave.
15 others were Benedict, never was a Willi or a Sam,
I’m the 16th Pope named Benedict, Benedict XVI am.

Benedict! ‘The Musical’, coming to a community theater near you!

A trip for Chinese food yesterday at a local restaurant resulted in some awe inspiring fortune cookie messages:

I’m not sure, is this a command or a prophecy?

This one is just left me speechless:

Maybe it means all that stuff he/she put off for the eighth day… I dunno.

Yikes! Pictures of Bill Gates as Teen Beat fodder!

Excuse me while I have a Bill the Cat episode in the corner.

via Boing Boing.

Wow, that’s quite an iPod mini knockoff huh? They’re gonna get their ass handed to them by Apple legal right?

Aha, but wait! It’s not even an MP3 player… it’s a freakin’ radio.

via Engadget.